You all must be thinking, what happened to ramu, he was kinda fine when he left...“Now he is writing about girls…”
Don’t worry guys, I know it will be difficult but I am sure it will be complete with inputs from all of you boyz …. After-all this is probably among the most discussed topics between boys, no matter if they are bachelors or married (Bhatti and anurag you guys are listening haan ;-)). To boyz this is probably the most imperative thing sometimes even more important then a “network outage” :-D, he he….Their lunch timings will always be tuned enough to match the time when there will be maximum girls in the food court just to get maximum doze of Vitamin “G” which is considered good for eyes :-D…They know that their Bus is not gonna leave till 6:00 but they will still be on the ramp at 5:30 sharp just to check out girls from all the buses before theirs. (Bhatti you are listening right ;-) )
I was chatting with viru the other day and he tossed this idea to write about gals and I thought it’s not a bad idea…actually since the time I have moved, one of the most asked question to me is “how am I finding the girls here” ..:D so I will try answering that question here…
Declaration - Whatever I will be writing here is just my personal opinion and others may not agree with my opinion, which is absolutely fine and please feel free to express your opinion :-)
There are three types of girls (by ethnicity) here …Chinese looking, malays and Indians. In my personal opinion chinks are pretty cool, yeah typical asian look, very small eyes, a tiny nose and not much of the expressions on the face…. All the faces look so similar that if you go out with one in the party you may end up coming back with someone else, not sure how people here remember their wife’s face.. Just kidding …. But Indian girls envy them with the fact that they have the most beautiful and shining skin in this world, you actually can’t guess the age of a woman here…One of the girl who works with me from the face she looks like 23 years but actually is 32 years … that kinda explains it … These chinks are very reserved girls and hard to crack :-)
Now the second type Malays… very interesting girls they are mixed girls, dark complexion but very beautiful eyes, nice glowing skin and sharp face sculpture… I appreciate them a lot … these girls are more vocal and friendly..
Indian girls in Singapore are not very exciting, trust me …. They are not…. We have very nice indian girls back there in India.... (Seriously very nice )...
This was kinda more less about the girls here in Singapore now let’s talk about girls in general…So here is what we think about girls in complete raw format ----
virendersj: girls are mystrious, but thats what their best part, it’s their unpredictability which is the real beauty
me: they are multi personaility as well smtimes u think they are “this” but immediatley they will be “that” ...
virendersj: u cant really say what she will like in u, really NEVER
u can be well groomed or best of dressed with best deo /perfume etc but u may end up getting the best compliment when u r really bikhre hue and rough looking
me: ha ha ha true man :-)
me: and the bests thing is that next time the same look may get her upset and she wanna see you well dressed now …. You never know man :D
virendersj: even myself hating my face at the moment but she is all flattered and that is serious she isnt joking
Now the next question I asked viru who is “She” here, he will never tell you :-D
One area of improvement for girls as per Viru and ramu –
virendersj: they shd not expect that everytime boy will approach them
virendersj: but they shd understand that some guys may take time to open up
me: and the big thing is when boy is trying to reach out to them they they shd also give some clear signals at least , u never get to know easily what the hell she thinkin abt….
virendersj: but they shd understand that some guys may take time to open up and if u encourage them (if she also like him) who knows u might end up with one of the best guy…
So guys kinda wrapping up here for the time being ….
4 comments:
hmm.....good slapstick blog and very near to the facts. Well as far as my ventures with girls are concerned then one should better listen to the saddest of love stories than to listen to mine. Pehle to koi bandi fassti nahi if at all one finds this face interesting then she gets hooked up with somneone else and i m left behind crying n weening. The second type of gals in my life are those who think i m their best friend and i will become the best husband one can have but will say "sorry hun i m already engaged"....damn screw u!! The third type is the most common and the most abundant here in sapient specially for me the poor IT Guy. This type of girl pings me, calls me or waves at me and says "Hi Naresh (with a broad smile and with the shine in her eyes as if i m the soulmate she was searching for from the past several decades)" and then she says "Nares h my machines is broken down can u please fix it or Naresh i m getting this XYZ error can u plz help me or Naresh I m not able to take print outs"....screw u!! Abe yaar IT wale k pass bhi dil hota hai kabhi to kharab machine ke alawa bhi kuch baat karr lo. Anyways hope you have figured out how frustrated I am. Now If you are reading this comment and you are a girl then please help me get out of this state of misery ;).
Anyways Ramu that was a real nice blog and has also given me an outlet for taking out my frustration although there is much more left inside. Fantabulous!!
Neo bhai kismat kismat ki baat hai... Aur waise bhi heerey ki parakh Johuri ko hoti hai... Kahan sapeinet ki luhaaron mein apni kader talash reha hai... inko to heerey aur koyle ka farak nahi maalom... Aur jo farak jaan gai us din hamara bhai hmaarey haat se gaya...
BTW dada blog aacha hai... EAST or WEST Indian Gals are best...
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when drunk - turn off the light... ALL LOOK THE SAME
Hey Dear so I m the first girl for comments on ur blog....i want to ask who is she in last para...now stop smiling n tell me....anywayz we girls also have such kind of thoughts for u boyz for that u can check my blog... wenever i read ur blog i can imagine u...sitting in front of me ...in nfc mcdonald...with smiling face....take care & keep smiling..
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